A Sad Conclusion

Tim McGraw does not have the right to exist. He has no purpose in society, unless a person is subjected to capital punishment for doing something very very bad. When Thomas Jefferson drafted The Declaration of Independence and stated that all men have certain unalienable rights, he could not have possibly fathomed that a man like Tim McGraw would ever inhabit the earth. If he did, I am confident that he would have included a clause stating that these rights do not apply to him.

My sister has developed an altogether nauseating obsession with Tim McGraw, especially his song "Last Dollar," http://www.timmcgraw.com/index-frameset which has been repeating in my house since 7:30 this morning. It is now 9:19 pm. I am going to be sick.

I read an article in The Economist not too long ago explaining how the entire world is amused at America's "contribution" to global society with regards to Country Music. I am humiliated. I blame Tim McGraw.

America's artistic progress is clearly at a decline if people turn on their televisions to be entertained by such a pathetic excuse for music.